- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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