Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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woman's rights

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Anti Joke

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