- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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