Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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