- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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