- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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