In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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