- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes