- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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