- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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