Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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