- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Kevin and Ramin

Your mam is so fat.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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