what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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