What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What is cowboy say

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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cory is gay

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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dallen loves penis

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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