- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

woman's rights

dat shoe shine tho

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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