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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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