- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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