- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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