What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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