your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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