- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Gay rights.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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