Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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