- Anti Joke

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.