A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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