A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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