How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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