- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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