- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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