- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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