- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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