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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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