jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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