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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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