- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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