- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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