The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Hello penis

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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