Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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