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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock knock. Its open.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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