Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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