What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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