Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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american idol

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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