- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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