- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A gay man watches football.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

knock knock who's there ?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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