- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

I'm rick james bitch

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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