- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

how do you call someone? use a phone

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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