- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Who wants water? I do.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Refridgerator.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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