- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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