- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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