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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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