A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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