- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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