A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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