Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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