- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A Chinese man fails a math test

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

White NBA players.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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