- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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