- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

America

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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