Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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the lemon was sweet.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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