- Anti Joke

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini