dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Your girlfriend.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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