Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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