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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Chris Bosh's neck

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

a man makes a bad joke

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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