- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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