Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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