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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A praying mantis is very graceful

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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