What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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The New York Giants

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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