- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Your mother is so fat.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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