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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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