In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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