- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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