Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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