- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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