It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Anti Joke

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