Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

One, two, three, four and five

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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