- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

13 =B you just learned something

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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