A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A guy walks into a bar

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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