- Anti Joke

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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