Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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