- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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