* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

autistic kids rock

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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