Who is big and stupid My brother

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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