Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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rent a cops

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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