Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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