Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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