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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock knock.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

So a bar walks into a man...

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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