whats brown and sticky a stick

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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