Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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