- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

a irish man walks past a bar

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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