- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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