- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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