Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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guess what what ...

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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women's rights.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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