My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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I asked her where you were.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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