- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A Serbian Film

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

nolan is gay

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