Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Anti Joke

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