Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

. . I am a whale

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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