David Cameron

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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snowglobe

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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