- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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smell the vitamin C

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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