Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

ever tried african food? they neither

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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