why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Equal rights!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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