A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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One, two, three, four and five

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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