3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Chuck Norris.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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