What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Knock Knock.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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