- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the man with no head say to the women?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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