- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Japan

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Yes

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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