- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

knock knock Goodbye

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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