- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

your mom.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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