Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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