- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??