A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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black people

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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