- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

knock knock come in

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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