Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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I was watching Fox news.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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