- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

knock knock who's there? faith

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Poker face

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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