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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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