Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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